the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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