She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Randomize
