After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
