I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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