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(480): View more from Arizona

New game: find the sober person in Tbell

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(315): View more from New York

some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.

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(720): View more from Colorado

It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment

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(256): View more from Alabama

I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."

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(650): View more from California

i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra

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(612): View more from Minnesota

did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?

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(301): View more from Maryland

There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.

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It's 11 A.M.

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You know what, I think I will

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(817): View more from Texas

They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into

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