ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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