week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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