I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
May the power of my ass compel you!!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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