Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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