I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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