I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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