I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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