i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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