Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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