I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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