My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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