Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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