I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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