I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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