Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The ass gains better be worth it
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