Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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