Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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