i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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