apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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