i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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