his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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