do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
do nipples grow back?
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