So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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