I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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