is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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