do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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