No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You need Xanax blowdarts
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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