thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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