Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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