You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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