Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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