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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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