Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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