More tranny stories later!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
