I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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