Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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