So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
