My pussy is not your playground.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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