Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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