I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
A+ Viking dick
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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