oh god the rape fog is back!
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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