It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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