I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
This baby is an asshole
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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