we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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