How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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