I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
just tell him i said nine months
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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