The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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