Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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